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Horny: Is Penis Size Our Form Of Horn?


Merriam-Webster defines the term, "horny" as 'of or made of horn'. It also means the other thing that probably got you to this blog, but since you're here, let's take minute to look at the nature part.

Throughout the animal kingdom, male animals try to fight and attract females. It is competitive. For elk, larger horns means male elk are going to intimidate other elks and attract females. These larger horns are also used to battle other male elk to see who is most dominant. A dominant elk can breed with up to 80% of the females of a herd. Over time, elk with larger horns have been selected so they have an evolutionary advantage. This is despite the fact that larger horns don’t let elk live longer and take an extraordinary amount of energy to create. The most important thing in the animal kingdom is attracting mates to carry on offspring.


This "larger-is-better" view in the kingdom is not just true of elk. Larger tusks in elephants, larger claws in fiddler crabs, larger horns in bighorn sheep, larger horns in rhinoceros and in many other examples. These larger appendages serve no other purpose but to attract and prevent rival males from procreating with females.


Now how does this relate to humans? Are we as simple as the other animals? Well perhaps we are. Over time, human penis size has INCREASED. It even has developed a mushroom head which is theorized to sweep out rival sperm. This has actually been shown to happen in dildos with and without a mushroom sized head. So, a larger penis size in humans has led male humans to get more attention from females, thereby selecting for larger penis size within evolution? While this theory has not been proven, the fact that male penis size has increased without reason is undeniable.


So how does this relate to our patients at Chicago Male Enhancement. A large penis is considered desirable to females on a evolutionary level. It is kind of like having the largest tusk or antlers. By having a larger resting size penis, females may notice your larger bulge and may find you more desirable. In the animal kingdom, the top males are desirable mates to more than 80% of the females. Making yourself the top 1% can help make yourself a top alpha male. Of course we are strictly speaking about if animal instincts took place. We all know that humans are much more complex. Well, some of us are!!!


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